Quips Of The Day: Entry 003

On being an irritating person…

Synn: Are you very irritating to other people as well?

Me: I should hope so. I’d like to think I irritate all our customers at work. I probably irritate my colleagues as well, too.

Synn: You’re so irritating I bet other people wonder how you got married.

Me: Hahaha, they probably do, but I’ve never been asked the question because I irritated them away. I’d like to know the answer to that as well, in case I get asked the question. Tell me ley.

Synn: Oh, I’m just waiting for the payout. *grins*

Quips Of The Day: Entry 002

Having spotted a picture of Peaches Geldof’s tattoo in today’s edition of The New Paper:

Me: Wa, who is this girl? Wtf, is her name Peaches?

Synn: Ya.

Me: Like, for real?

Synn: Ya.

Me: Her tattoo quite nice ley.

Synn: You like ar. I do for you want?

Sigh.

In case you don’t know about the daisy chain tattoo I was so enamoured of, here are a couple of pictures:

Pretty sweet tat, huh.

Quips Of The Day: Entry 001

A recent conversation between Synn and I.

Me: It’s a really nice feeling when he crawls to me and wants me and only me to carry him. 

Synn: Why? Because nobody else wants you ar?

*facepalm*