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Project MiniMe: Entry 0071

October 10, 2009

Ten things my 17 month old son has taught me:

1. Subway meal > Big Breakfast > fish porridge.

2. The Eensy Weensy Spider looks like two index fingers touching each other.

3. When dragged in a direction not to liking, lie on the floor. Really still. And enable Poker Face Mode.

4. Water-skiing Floor-skiing is hilarious.

5. Strawberry toothpaste is yummy.

6. So is Daddy’s finger.

7. Successfully getting rubbish into the chute calls for self-applause.

8. So does succesfully getting the lift buttons to light up.

9. A toddler learning to jump resembles a chicken trying to take flight. (Yes, Synn and I are hard at work trying to capture a video of said flying jumping.)

10. A handphone is literally that. (Yes, we need a video of this as well.)

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