
Project MiniMe: Entry 0058
July 12, 2009Ten things my 15 month old son has taught me:
1. Regular diapers, when brought for a swim, expand to 4 times their original size, and weigh about the same as a baby elephant.
2. The stroller, which is meant for transporting him, is now meant for transporting groceries. With him doing the transporting, and Daddy doing the navigating.
3. Cold packets of drink are great as toys. Once they are warmed up, they are great for stepping on because they can go squishy.
4. Vitamin bottles make better rattles than regular rattles.
5. Watering cans can double as a mini rain shower.
6. Ice cream is the world’s greatest invention.
7. So are milkshakes.
8. Daddy’s statues display cabinet is fair game now.
9. So are Daddy’s statues.
10. Escalators are an endless source of entertainment. Some go up, some come down. Brilliant!